Do fat girls normaly have fat that look like a penis by their pussy?
What the hell did you do last night?!
yup. cregs moms pubic hair is still glued to the celing
Just bought myself a coach diaper bag. I thought it would be perfect for school. the baby bottle holders are where i'm gonna put my booze
I think whatever his name is just puked on the stairs. Just an fyi for the morning. Love you.
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Abby. I can text perfectly. I pledge allegiance to the flag of the united states of america. and to the republic, for which we stand, one nation under god indivisible and with liberty and justice for all god bless america
literally. a puddle of blood. on the floor. still searching for the source
In all seriousness, if tomorrow night becomes a heated game of Which Ex Gets To Take The Plastered Birthday Girl Home, I'm going to bow out with my integrity intact.
If I puke off the kayak tomorrow think nothing of it.
DONT LET HIM GET NAKED. JUST SAY NO
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Well shit, I would've slept with him if I knew he was gonna be in the draft.
I was just thrown into the pool and now I'm surrounded by men... You would think this is the dream but I'm just confused
HOW THE FUCK IS IT POSSIBLE THAT THE JUNIOR HIGH STUDENT IS BETTER AT BEING AN ADULT THAN I AM!?!?
the last i saw he was butt naked on the top deck of the bus trying to conduct a drunken choir so i really have no idea
just blew him in the library. I am a classy dame
he just got here with a handle of tequila and box of condoms. looks like i'll be spending the weekend in bed
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