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Wow anytime a scalper has i need tix written on the back of a franzia box thats a trusted seller
Look what our sorority has done to us...we're hitting on girls in hopes of getting an awesome little.
I don't know what you told him but please make him stop telling me about his new video camera and winking
whatever. as long as im no longer referred to as the girl who fucked the pledge on his big brother's couch.
Aaaaand that would be the most of my hand I've ever fit into a vagina before.
I just did a sobriety test in a tutu.
Lame. Party is tapping out at 4am. Even chanting "USA" didn't rally them.
It was honestly like he was directing a porno or something. he kept telling different people to grab other people's boobs, it was all very artistic.
Until you wake up with a Hustler club stripper in the next room whose nipple you were coerced to lick at Snake & Jake's after breaking up a fight between an Indian and a Filipino, I don't wanna hear about your weird.
Using the money underagers give me to buy this semesters books.. My mom would be so proud
Dude...are you really going to start sexting during our friend's memorial service?
I don't drink nearly as much when I'm coupled, and that's not a lifestyle I can commit to
Should I give the penis ring toss game to good will or garbage
Just watched a guy open his car door, puke, close it, and resume driving. Happy Monday.
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