yeah, i liked him til i heard he had a sac that could apparently smother my face.
I told her I was team Edward. I haven't gotten laid that easy since I told your sister that I had cancer
I knew something was wrong when santa got arrested
Clearly I made an impression.
Or at least your vagina did.
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I'm walking down the street with a Starbucks in one hand and a flask in the other. People seem to have a staring problem
I went back up to the apartment to get her phone and when I came back she was peeing on the sidewalk
I don't care how high you are, you can't finger me while eating potato chips.
Drank a fosters this weekend and last weekend. Listening to down under 5 times a day. Spent 100 dollars on a sleeveless men at work shirt circa 1983. We don't leave for another 5 weeks. I call it pregaming.
There is a BIG difference between doing coke and getting peed on and getting peed on FOR coke
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And then the night went full on bisexual.
Well my mom knows that the welt I had on my forehead last month was the result of a sex accident. This holiday sucks
lmao he sent me a snapped but i'm afraid to open.
i think i have dick pic PTSD.
Sorry, I gave half my brain to my thesis and the other half to mdma
I walked in on my sister eating my leftover burrito naked. How could my night have gotten any worse?
still drunk.please come get me.he kicked me out because i couldn't stop laughing about passing out in the middle of taking his virginity.
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