What kind of poor, pathetic town do we live in where a horny teenage girl is sitting in her basement on a saturday night, unlaid?
he wanted me to dress up like someone from lord of the rings. I dumped him.
Watching this movie and saying "drink every time you see an animal" was a bad idea...circle of life...holy crap
she was throwing up and singing "I HAD a feeling that tonight was going to be a good good night." And yeah she was still in her dress.
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I was surprised he admitted he couldnt keep up. We both knew but usually they dont come out and say it
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Like the devil himself shit me out, baked me into a pie, ate the pie, and shit me out again.
Best day ever, my junk is bigger than Kate Uptons boyfriends. Yay for Fappening day!
I'm just going to take the mature adult root and ignore him for a bit, and then pretend like I didn't see him jerking off.
he probably thinks i inited him over to have sex but really i just want to show him 90's music videos
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I will 100% jerk off using my own tears as lube before I'd ever bang a 4.
He was simultaneously rubbing my shoulders and fucking me. I'm keeping him.
You know you're more responsible when you turn down your bed and make a clear path to it before you go out..
Everyone else's "needs" are getting in the way of my alcoholism.
Why did I wake up with a half-eaten burrito and a vaccuum cleaner in my bed? ...on top of me.
I want to get drunk and watch somebody else's tragedy.
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