the whole time he was cumming, he did the joey lawrence WHOA. over and over. WHOA. WHOA. WHOA. WHOA.
It's sad that he has such a beautiful cock and doesn't know what to do with it.
YouTube is recomending me a video on how to make a home made meth bong, what has my life come to?
Medicore although I woke up with the business card of a Turkish lawyer called Mufasa...
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she used her one phone call to ask me about my day
I know. I know. The man who pulled me from my mother's womb was the same man who had his fingers in my vagina today. My life is a joke. I don't know how to feel about this.
A guy at one of our big accounts just said you probably dont remember meeting me saturday night ps you were right about those two girls being lesbian
In other news, I apparently ate my retainers while rolling last night.
I wouldn't even cut tickets or put ppl in jail I'd just hand out punches to the mouth and Liam Neeson throat chops
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All of my exes are either overweight and neckbearded or dead. Someone out there is looking out for me.
They're fucking on the bed next to me. I took adderall and smoked so there's no fucking help for me.
I'm glad you had fun with your genitals.
Is it rude to say "I hate you because you live inside Hillary Clinton's asshole"?
No idea but I'm preparing for 4 tequila shots and tons of vomit
You took your pants and underwear off as soon as we got to Melissa's and just walked around the entire time like it was completely normal. We even ate pizza together with your vagina exposed. You're my hero.
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