I totally thought the tree was playing the guitar
I will show your tits more attention than Michael Jackson's death.
i've been called drunk 4 times today and it's only 3pm
"I could never have "feelings" for someone who, at one point, wanted to "hate fuck" my face."
at what point did putting a bag of doritos in the freezer seem like a really good idea?
you made them have somersault races with you thru the lobby..
All I know is....there's beer in my camera. How do I know? Because I can pick up my camera,shake it and HEAR, the beer in it
Nope if you can't be there for me emotionally, then my vagina can't be there for you physically. That's my rule.
ALWAYS CAPS LOCK. IS THERE EVER A SITUATION THAT DOES NOT CALL FOR CAPS LOCK? NO.
Sexting? Sexting in caps lock seems rather unnerving.
I WANT YOUR BODY AND I WANT IT NOW.
I rest my case.
So after I fell off 4 times we concluded I'm not allowed to ride him anymore.
You also proposed and then tried to jack me off
I just want to make out with him forever
Okay so the couple who keep propositioning people for threeways are def siblings not bf/gf
So are you gonna do it or no you said they're hot
Also I literally googled "how to fold socks" so that's how my day is going. How's yours?
Fuuuuuck dude, he’s got #Excel in his Facebook bio; I’m screaming
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