I want to come over to your house, give you money for liquor, fuck you, and then kick it untill I have to go home. Was that blatent enough for you?
She looked like her face caught fire, and someone put it out with a screwdriver.
Random question, how's your gag reflex these days
You deserve yourself a blunt and a build a bear.
So, does it mean i'm loose if he can't even tell when he fell out?
so I woke up without pants, but my cardigan was still on and fully buttoned. curious.
I feel like letting the same guy who shot him dig the pellet out of his leg with a pocket knife was the bigger mistake
I posted my balls on ericas instagram. It got 17 likes.
I will give you all my nachos to make this happen
Sometimes i think i need to stop drinking because i can't afford losing so many panties anymore
the kid next to me in math class is drawing gay porn. it's good, but that is beside the point
Your final is gonna be as easy for you as getting into straight girls' pants is for me.
Every morning should start with 2 orgasms and a shoulder massage
I told you that you couldn’t eat fifty tacos, you slapped me in the face, ate seventeen tacos, and fell asleep on my floor
Stop letting me drink alone on saturdays. My last 2 google searches were "short legs" and "caterpillar eyebrows" ? I don't even know.
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