Text. Mid BJ. 8 points.
Yes, it's true. 4 fingers.
i didn't know falling asleep in the tbell line could get you a dui. Isn't everyone there stoned or drunk?
But it's a terrible idea. One erection and it's gonna go wrong
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My roommate threw his shoe through our window and I came out of my blackout kicking holes in my wall. Pretty sure Edward 80 Hands won't be happening anymore.
Apparently, we were running around the apartment, singing into pickles, the routinely slapped our passed out friends with them.
Found plan b box covered with blood. In kitchen sick. Pickle jar is empty. Wtf happened?
So the doctor told me that I am starting to showing the early signs of liver cirrhosis. Thank you Jack Daniels for making the first 26 years of my life awesome.
Like, I just want to be naked rolling around in soft things.
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Why do I love Florida? Because I just quit my job because it's too pretty a day to go to work and I'm going to the beach to eat seafood and drink beer.
Either that or he's gagged in a strangers trunk right now.
Well I suppose either way he's learning a pretty tough lesson right now.
He interrupted me giving him head to ask if I were hungry, because he wanted to eat pizza. Wtf.
Also I literally googled "how to fold socks" so that's how my day is going. How's yours?
FYI there's a girl here with happy daddy written on her tits
My manager is trying to help me find a good career path, and I'm trying to find a professional way to tell him I just wanna smoke and fuck.
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