Just saw a Mexican guy pushing a stroller with 3 twelve packs of corona in it with a toddler struggling to keep up on foot behind him
we went through the mcdonalds drive through and you asked for a free sample of their fries to see how you liked them.
He ended up walking out of his bedroom and told me to look at the nonexistent fire he was holding in his hand. Im upset I didn't take those shrooms.
Chapter 6 - how to lose your underwear in chicago
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Hefty paycheck and not get wasted can't exist in the same night
I bet it kind of sucks while you do community service I'm getting blown in the shower. haha
Yeah her jello shots are the next closest thing to a lethal injection. That potent.
she gave me her number and i just said "no. cant."
You thought that you were playing full contact and started screaming "I will fucking end you! I will end you!" and tried tackling everyone in the room.
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I'm just going to have crazy good sex with him until one of us developed feelings that works in the movies right?
But I got head on a boat yesterday which was sweet until a bald eagle flew over. Then it became life affirming.
I just walked out of the side door of the bar to come in the front door so no one would know I've been here drinking before our work meeting.
so like
i may have gotten a little bit of blood in the charging port of my phone
He started humming a moment like this when I was taking off his pants.
I. Love. Skype. Sex.
I think it's just been too long since actual dick has been inside you that you only THINK you love skype sex
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