I'm going to rape someone's good day.
the next morning i told him i was impressed that he remembered my name. he said it wasn't that hard when "tracy
We banged through her entire lady gaga playlist. I can die happy now
I just fell down the stairs in the library and further deviated my septum. That's why I don't study.
This is part your fault too. Don't tell me your dishes are unbreakable and not expect me to prove you wrong.
I would feel bad sleeping with her unless all of her personalities were on board with it.
I just remembered something. Did we really all flash the cab driver to get half off?
I'm convinced that the Christmas lights in my room contributed to the great sex.
You have no idea I looked like the porno version of Laura Ingalls Wilder
i found waldo and immediately set him to work eating me out. please have more out of season costume parties.
We had sex in his hot tub. Then we saved a mouse that almost drown in his pool. We celebrated our heroism with more sex.
gonna guess the empty vodka bottle and open can of tuna in the bathroom drawer are related?
I can't decide if I miss drinking or you, they are so closely connected.
My shower turned into a bath, turned into me lying on the shower floor with the water running over me... That hung over..
I basically spent the entire weekend in bed with that red head.Every time I tried to leave she got me too horny to think straight. I was kidnapped by vagina
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