Okay good. I don't want another mom thinking I got their daughter pregnant.
dude he passed out in the strip club on his birthday, WHILE he was getting a lap dance. That drunk.
okay when i look at this i can see it on the future news along with the headline "picture scandal involving senatorial candidate sexually harassing drunken idiot in what appears to be a pink room of pain"
Hey its me your friend who impressed the pharmacist by already knowing the generic version of plan b by name
Going through Bojangles drive thru chanting "KFC" hammered at 8:00 was the highlight.
This question may sound intrusive, but how did pushing out a baby affect your vagina?
At a point I was just cumming dust last night
We were taking body shots by lunch. I love college.
Dude is PACKING. And yes I am holding up a cross and holy water and hissing like a pissed off goose.
Just saw the pics from the bachelor party. When the hell did we go to southie. And why was there a chicken in the limo..? You guys really are my best friends.
I’ve developed a strange interest in ear wax removal vids on YouTube. Dear god, I need to get a job
Gotta love college... Pregamed for my 8:30 flight home this morning and gave the flight attendants all high fives when I got on the plane. Best ride of my life.
I want you to worship my cock.
That's not how you start a conversation.
i gotta say this to some one...... my penis feels sooooooooo sooooooft, its amazing
like for real, sooooooooooooooo smoooooooooooooth its amazing
I can't wait for you to read this text tomorrow
I sharted in court today and had to sit on it for about three and a half hours.
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