Being alone has allowed me to flourish into a complete weirdo
either fucking kiss her or kick her ass to the curb. Either way I can hear everything you are saying
On a side note I can sing drakes “best I ever had” so good you’d think I was on degrassi.
You have to stop making references to your extense knowledge of 13 year old girl television programming for me to believe you aren’t homo. The Bravo line-up was one thing, but seriously
I fucked the bump it out of her hair. just had to let everyone know.
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My dealer, who also happens to be a male stripper, just invited me to watch him perform tonight. Boundaries buddy, boundaries.
I can't cum and do my makeup at the same time.
the two person party stopped when i realized that he tried to throw a hammer at my head.
I totally just found ecstasy floating around in the bottom of my purse, it's almost like good karma from the time I lost that blow...but not quite
Nothing says thanksgiving like acid flashbacks
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You threw a shot glass at the bartender and still managed to convince him to let us drink more. You are my hero.
Do you think if i wear this shirt with my bengals boxers this kid will fall out of love with me a little bit because that's what I was going for.
I just forgot I was standing up.
leads to pukin, then cryin, then 24hr masturbatin binge, then cryin again and finally a combination of all 3
She made me keep my boots on and say "you're welcome darlin" after every orgasm......so yes it was an awesome night.
If waffles and beer don't scream "fuck me!" then I don't know what else to do.
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