i'm out of smokes so i just had an after sex popsicle. this might become an addiction.
By the end of the second bowl I was making sound effects to every hand movement he made.
It' a whole new level of walk of shame. I'm carrying his sheets since I have a washer/dryer.
She had a baby and now works at Hooters. She is the poster child for peaking in high school.
Ripped lines in the bathroom before my presentation.. Got bonus marks for my enthusiasm.. This is why I love drugs
I will seriously deflate and melt into the floor into a puddle of devestation, shame and vodka.
It's official, I need to start putting my vagina's needs before my own.
I'm sports announcer narrating myself making a sandwich. Your weed wins.
I wouldn't blame my organs if they just decided to quit working after this weekend
I gasped. Both pairs of lips did.
Haha. Last winter I went through this phase where id go to the bars with my own giant goblet and demand to be served white wine and red bull hah
Did you clean his pubes up off the table yet?
yesterday pre dick pic he said "no disrespect to your situation but i cant wait to get ahold of you again in the future" is this how people network??
sorry for running off in the middle of that heart to heart. free food.
I don’t have enough daddy issues for this shit, make him go away
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