we had that weird still in bed morning after conversation. Her dad is the vp of my company.
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She was Ugg boots AND a Bumpit. Of course I didn't sleep with her.
Dental hygienist just pulled two flakes of glitter out. And asked me how i've been doing with the divorce.
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Now have a vodka water and get your shit together
Bring a bathing suit for the glitter slip n slide
It's hard being an adult. And by that I mean it's hard to tell the boy you like who rejected you that you can't share a room with him at white party because you don't want to see him bang other boys.
I'm just going to eat until there's an actual reason why he wouldn't want to fuck me.
He said he doesnt believe in the female orgasm,so no I did not have sex with him.
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I'm just down here gazing up into your ivory tower of nudes
Yep. The ghost of my sex life is in your house.
I mean, she's batshit insane and once choked a guy with one hand but she's still MILF material in my book.
I'm literally the definition of crunk, sunburnt, and dehydrated. I'm going to die tomorrow.
Its 7am I'm awake still drunk, there is food, random clothing and road cone in my room. I can't decide if this is a failure or a success???
we promised ourselves we wouldn't get too drunk, and what happens? I wake up the next morning with half a mcdouble in one pocket and some barbie clothes in the other.
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