I thidmdmk you'gre a special person
I puked the same amount of times as the number of bars i went to last night
Like my Aunt Merial always says ... big dicks, big dicks.
have you ever wondered what it would feel like to stick those coneheads in your vaj
omg every time its on
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don't get me wrong, i love how you're fun and free spirited. but there are some situations...like shooting down a bottle of sambuca standing in the shallow end topless surrounded by my friends
my bedside table was not meant to hold this many beer bottles.
The handjob she gave me was better than the best blowjob I've ever gotten.. Just imagine the possibilities.
Still bad at ganbling. Still good at dringing.
I'm starting to second guess shaving my vagina over the kitchen sink. The lighting is so much better though.
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I need five more minutes of sobbing.. AND THEN I will get back to studying
You were hitting on girls while wearing the banana suit. When they rejected you you yelled "I gotta split anyway."
I just sugar scrubbed my vagina. If I don't get laid tonight, me and the universe are gonna have some problems.
She grinded so hard on my face that I've got rugburn on both eyelids
like sometimes I wish I was allergic to latex so I wouldn't have sex with so many people..
I just slept for fifteen hours straight. It's like my body knows i'm drinking with you and is preparing..
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