I just cut my nipple shaving
We should write a comic book about the many adventures of your vagina. Maybe even give it a cape or something.
so i woke up in some guy's bed but then i realized i can atone for this tomorrow
What's the point of having 3 fuck buddies when their periods all seem to sync up
Is my lip ring still in your hair?
Single person behavior: I wanted a cookie but was too lazy to make or go buy any, so I let cookie dough ice cream melt and ate all the chunks. Pantsless.
I just had cybersex with some guy from the Netherlands for 2 HOURS instead of doing my History project...how's your break going?
MY MOM IS GOING TO SMOKE WITH ME.
SHE'S GOING TO SMOKE HIGH QUALITY MARIJUANA WITH ME.
View of Vancouver Bay is obscured though the greasy hand prints from fucking against the window. Tip maid well.
I'm sorry but the visual image of you suffocating on vagina is basically hysterical
That guy was cool until he tried fighting that dude in the bow tie. I need better wingmen.
About 98% sure I just walked by some dude jerking it in the library. I'm guessing his college experience isn't going as planned
we had a "who's sex playlist is better?" fight.....
Just had a threesome with my best friend and LSAT teacher...just checked three things off my bucket list in one night
Mid thrust, say hold on I need a pic for my friend.
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