don't you miss dr. quinn: medicine woman? i do.
Just found a glow stick inside of my vagina..
With the amount of traffic your vagina gets, it was only a matter of time before someone threw a rave there.
I just saw the pics of me from the costume party as Party Boy. I've effectively cock-blocked myself forever.
think i got pink eye from a stripper in vegas. showgirls did not prepare me adequately for this. be kind, 2010.
You tried taking his shirt off at the bar. He was 37 and married with kids.
he came in the shower with me...i thought it was going to be nice and romantic...until he started peeing on my leg.
I cant believe you went home with her.. Your poor immune system and the shit you put it through.
You forgot your "boyfriend" from last night on my couch. You're suppose to bring that shit with you.
Had a dream I beat up niall then madeout with him while snorting coke out of a dragons egg
Just remembered when I first started going down on him he goes "ok now I feel a little better about the broncos losing"
As planned I took it to the limit. Then we met a new limit. Now they are limit friends.
He licked the buffalo sauce off my fingers and then we had the best sex of my life.
So after the absinthe shots_____(fill in the blank area for me please)......
Can I bother you for a second.
You always bother me but go on.
I was trying to be good but he showed up with dinner and wine and I exploded. Like a bomb. A dirty, sexy bomb
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