whats a more ladylike way to say "fuck me on your lunch break"?
she was a 2....and a legitimate 2. like, helen keller is a 1, this girl...2.
FIrst one done
How did it go?
I dunno I taled about women being treated wrong and quoted Ice T. So probably a "c"
You insisted on take shots off of plates.
As we were fooling around he told me he was conceived on this bed like it would turn me on.
Excuse me but the alley way I wanted to fuck in happens to be a very nice clean area.
You know it's time to cut back when your unemployed drug dealer roommate tells you that you party too hard.
Porch rule of tonight: when you sing, you must use "something" as a microphone. The person to use the most "creative" object gets the door prize...so far Stephie is winning with Jennifer's dog.
Blackout me just wants to pee on sober me's dreams. Literally.
First time on E and Chris took me to a petsmart during puppy day. I might die of pure awesomeness.
I just sneezed weed. Kinda wanna try to smoke it.
if drunk means calling me and asking to borrow the game of life at 2am then I think you were drunk
You told the entire smokers deck that you were blowing .08 now and anyone else willing later
Is it possible to be drunk burnt? Like sun burnt but from drinking? Cus I think I that's what it feels like
i ate pretzels. i might be the first human to be hospitalized from pretzels. that's how bad this is.
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