Dual....:-)
i recognized the place by the puke stain i left on the pool table when i hooked up with his roommate.
I may be the first guy in history to get dome while watching An Extremely Goofy Movie.
She woke up with blood running down her face and asked the EMS guy where the keg was
No fucking idea. Just paid for my chipotle in chocolate coins, though. Either there is a huge language barrier happening here, or my big boobs are finally paying off.
Dude this breakup has officially hit rock bottom. sitting around watching women's NCAA basketball instead of going out
Their car went through the first bag of wine on the drive up...clearly 6 bags was not enough.
This place smells like bottom shelf liquor and broken dreams
Well yes he stayed. He brought Guiness, them he shaved me. It's a long, but beautiful story.
I figured working in my office on the 34th floor I'd be safe railing xanax off my desk. Of course, I snort it just in time for the window washer guy to give me a thumbs up.
When you get this divorce finalized we're going to mid evil times AND pirate dining adventure. We're gonna find you a couple of real men and make them joust/swashbuckle for your affection. My treat.
I had one beer! ONE BEER! They took shots in mourning of my tolerance last night. My ability to drink is a joke.
He pretended his dick was a samurai sword and that he was slaying me with it is it bad I still wanted him to fuck me
The language barrier was annoying .... So we just had sex. That is how you deal with not being able to chat isn't it???
dude it's 9am and i'm still drunk it's too early for sexting
You're not who I thought you were. You've changed.
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