? is bags or t-bags slang for scrotum?
jesus mom
My nephew just came out playing with my moms vibrator.
I hope im prettier
yea, just so you know this whole self-loathing thing is getting pretty fucking annoying
Married on the beach in PCB while blackout drunk. Bonged beers on the sandbar for a bachelor party. They shotgunned beers at the end of the vows. How is spring break allowed to happen?
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She slapped his drink out of his hand to get him to leave the bar while he and I were having an intense debate about the lyrics to mmmbop
The assistant vp has a bottle of wine on his desk & I have a feeling my boobs will be making an appearance today.
You're fine
I'm hiding in my chest because my walls smell weird. I'm not fine.
how sketchy is it to eat a candy wrapped in masking tape from reggae night? because we totally just split it...
There is nothing wrong with me introducing you as elephant dick. Nothing.
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Apparently she broke up w/ her bf like 3 weeks ago. She actually called me to be her bday hookup cause she's single now. Patience- the virtue that occasionally pays off.
Peeing out the car window on the way home was a nice touch. In December, in Michigan, at 3am. Never seen a girl do that before. Neither had the guy in the minivan next to us.
I'm just saying, I walked in on you blowing a burrito. I now understand how obsessed you are with Taco Bell. And how long it's been since you've got some.
I just overheard an "I'm going to get your dick so hard" conversation at Costco.
I just found out why people like handcuffs.
The party pretty much ended once she shit on the couch
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