it hasn't hit me that college is over yet. so far at home, i haven't brushed my teeth, taken off my makeup, or changed clothes before bed.
Update: Discussing lingerie with my father. He likes sheer black things. Not into the colorful stuff I wear.
So im walking through ohare and this guy walks by with a cart full of big bottles of liquor. I want to know what flight hes on.
I already apologized. And I got cum in my eye in return, I say your night beats mine...
She's pissed. She declared she was moving out and proceeded to pack 3 pairs of shoes, her electric wine opener and ONE sock. Then told us to have fun paying her portion of the rent.
we just bought Vicodin from the Chinese delivery guy, this day just keeps getting better.
Finals week has gone away, doo dah doo dah, drink martinis naked day oh da doo dah day
What sexual position says im sorry for your loss?
Friend date it is then. Question: Can friends engage in sexual activities after dates?
Hey I consider Sunday's trip to the ER a success. You're alive and now you know for sure you're not pregnant. I got my highest ever Tetris score. Wins all around.
This kid wants me to stop partying. Like I have only known you for 5 days. Chill.
At least you got some excitement going on, you got weed and might die tonight, I'm just sitting here bored as fuck.
I've had more sex since the twins moved in than I'd had in the previous four years. They are the best wingman ever.
is it still considered wake n bake if you wake up at 2 pm?
He said when the pizza came I zip locked one slice and went to the couch and snuggled with it. Does that give you an idea of how my night was?
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