she looks like someone took a bunch of spare parts and glued them all on one face. it's quite horrifying.
I just want you to know the floor between our rooms isnt sound proof "Captain Cock"
dude Steve you don't even know. its just been one hairy asshole after another.
The party went downhill once the fire department had to be called to put out the kitchen fire.
I actively tried geting in the guy's pants and ended up in the girl's. I'm bad at this whole straight while drunk thing.
Like theyre better than no shoes. I'm sitting her balls naked playing xbox in nothing but crocs with the fur
No matter how drunk I am or how drunk I'll ever be I love you
All I'm saying is that any 24 year old guy who sends me a snapchat from the vantage point of his dick with the caption "hiding behind my weiner" is off my list potentially dateable guys.
LOOK AT MY ASS AND LEGS IN THIS SKIRT. I KNOW ALL THE BEST HIDING SPOTS IN THIS BUILDING. AND I OFFER TEQUILA.
My ass is underappreciated
No it's like. I don't respect you. And I think you're a terrible person but. I still wanna bone it out.
I mean, he'll either figure it the fuck out or set my apartment on fire. Either way, it will be entertaining.
I'm too pretty to be this sexually frustrated.
btw...it's noon and i'm sitting here drinking wine and eating pixie stix. I really need to find something to do...
Goat in kitchen.....explanation?....
Randomize
