Dual....:-)
i cant believe u jumped in someones trunk just to get out of talking to me
Fuck 8am classes
Dear Jesus I'm gonna throw up through my eyes
there are certain things about getting into a cab to go home at 630 am that make me feel like a prostitute.
Just got blown whilst getting my high score on bejeweled blitz. There's still a month and a half left of summer and my bucket list is empty...
you can't just make up for the fact that you broke up with me by tagging yourelf in my embarrassing facebook videos of you
He literally is quoting that 21 questions song, the 50 cent one. oh my god.
I've spent more money on drugs for bonnaroo than my actual ticket. Proudly.
Life lesson: When you compete in an impromptu "bloody mary chug-off," in the end, no one wins.
it was good sex until i became a rubber doll and he became a jack hammer, so i guess overall it was good
I'm not sure if it was the 11 shots or your naturally vibrant personality but I recall you being quite noisy that evening
Shit dude that sort of wholesale destruction can't just be done at the drop of a hat
Haha sweet. I'm being the Mad Hatter. I'll be drinking out of a tea cup all night. Or at least until I inevitably lose it, break it, or use it as a weapon.
I am not walking across campus just to give you a blow job in the hopes that in return i can study more efficiently.
I'm like a bad decision making factory. I need to sit down and have a chat with my decision making elves.
Randomize
