Oral text is very safe with the right protection.
The best feeling....farting and having the bubble hit your balls
he wouldnt have sex with me because his guild had a misson on world of warcraft.
thanks for brining me home and putting me in my bed. the pillow fort your built around me is also appreciated.
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I was just counting ceiling tiles when he ate me out, it was that bad.
We are two peas in an std pod
Well I'm 85-90% sure that he licked syrup off my body, but no guarantees...
They just caught the deck on fire and I ran out with cups off the beer pong table filled with water from the toilet. It was the closest water source.
Somebody found our where I was and called the bar looking for me. When the bartender called my name I finished my beer and took off like a fugitive.
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I woke up without my clothes on covered up with a towel on the floor because for some reason I took a bath in my clothes at 2am.
Like will they card me for my own whiskey in shampoo bottles?
How do you politely tell a guy that you only kissed him so he would shut the fuck up?
New Serial podcast is out. We can listen to it tonight instead of having sex.
It may be a corded vibrator from the 90s but it gets the job DONE
Idk, apparently drinking five Four Loko's and trying to fight a mailbox constitutes disorderly conduct.
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