$1 pitcher night should be outlawed.
It was a rude awakening when I turned on my phone and the first thing I saw was a picture of David's dick with a face on it, I need to stop drinking in his basement...
I remember seeing LSAT prep books and thinking "Whose room is this? I should be hooking up with them instead."
He got me coffee AND filled up my gas tank. He must've fucked another girl in my car..
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Um please remind me to tell you what happened tonight. It involves wine, pain killers and firing a handgun in our apartment. Legit might be hiding from the cops this weekend.
Id have to say flaming beer pong was a royal success.
do you think this outfit says "I maintained my dignity this weekend"?
The guy who bit me so hard two nights ago that I had to put Neosporin on my nipple and the guy in my bed right now are two different people. Help
My roommate is watching gummy bears "race" from a mega-marshmallow to his lava lamp.
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Its alot like that time you got motorboated by the carni at the rodeo.
My arrest report says I was found in midtown "performing lewd and lascivious acts on top of art meant for public display and enjoyment".
IT IS EARTH DAY, RECORD STORE DAY, 4/20 EVE, AND SATURDAY ALL AT THE SAME TIME!
i woke up at 4 pm face down on my hardwood living room floor. i would say its a new low but i think I found my new napping spot
Oh my god I found my bf's erotica
OH MY GOD HE WROTE THIS EROTICA.
OH MY GOD THIS IS GOOD EROTICA.
My younger brother asked me "to stop fucking his girlfriends older sisters"
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