Well he asked to have a sober hang out so i guess that constitutes as a date in college
Just saw a girl i'm pretty sure is simultaneously jailbait and a milf. I never want to leave mexico.
Just bought a disco ball for 5 dollars, of course we're drinking tonight.
i was thoroughly upset that he did not want to be my number 16, who passes that number up?
We left the bar, went to a sex shop, bought penis shotglasses, went back to the bar and insisted that the bartender used them.
Supposedly i was taking multiple birth control pills while screaming dot judge me. Never going back
the fact that my dorm room overlooks a children's daycare is enough initiative for me to have safe sex.
I think we need to find a happy medium between fried food and dicks. This could end badly.
I want a picture of impoverished children wearing Oregon national champions shirts.
Yes, I feel sorry for the tribe that gets those. They won't be able to hide from the lions.
I texted him that I wanted to be more than fuck buddies so when I came over he gave me a punch card. He takes me I dinner every 10 fucks.
Welcome to drink and talk like a Russian afternoon.
Pirate drinking day will be planned for shortly
I approve this so hard.
It's nice out. . But after I almost put a bag of chips in the microwave to make nachos. ..I figured it best to not venture too far from the couch
Wife and kids came home early...naked passed out covered in chili cheese Fritos dad will haunt them forever.
did he think i wouldnt notice the naked girl in the backseat
I WANT GRASS AND TREES NOT SOMEONE SWINGING A SWORD AROUND
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