you traded sex for a burrito?
she is the female version of PC from the mac and pc commercials..i'll still hit tho
he used a semicolon in his bootycall text, of course he's not gonna go down on me.
You kept shouting "Relax and take notes" every time before you would hit the blunt
Nothing like studying in the College of Communication to make you realize how smart you are.
Even though I wasn't drunk last night, I peed in the sink just so I could keep my record going
Please tell me how I go from a guy with a coke problem to a cop. My own life doesn't even make sense to me anymore
I have poison ivy on my dick
WHAT
Did I really just send a work email with cum instead of come? feck me
She said it was unconventional for me to yell "Shazam!!" when I came inside her.
I feel like dick that good should always be within a five kilometre radius of me.
Dude, naked camping ALWAYS takes precedence. I would skip my own funeral to go naked camping.
I'm so happy we share a mutual love of laughing at religion.
Bruise count after new years, 7. 2018 is looking up.
Now I know Sunday Funday means fucking till you loose your voice.
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