Idk. We dropped acid and Kevin ran away again. We didn't find him for like 3 hours.
Man I wish I had been there
Yah we found him in the pool shed of some elderly couple. They were on the porch watching all of the shenanigans. ...To be young again.
Im drinkin out of a coconut! I think im gonna dip my balls in it!
if i died would you start the facebook group?
You're pretty and everything..but you aren't worth the DUI
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I'm at the airport and there's a guy wearing all camoflash to go hunting .. Should I bump in to him and say woahh sorry didn't see you there?
Then I received a text in French, that roughly translated to "all you'll ever be good for is sex on the Internet"
you were stumbling around in your attic looking for all your swim team medals because you wanted to "feel like a champion."
weed salsa. i deserve a nobel prize
You tried to sled down the middle of the street. In. Your. Coat. Of course you are bruised.
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i'm not accepting baked goods from anyone for awhile. especially after the stalker pie.
she let a homeless guy feel her up so she could go for a ride in his shopping cart
It would have been the trifecta of dick for her.
Obviously a higher power wants us to be sunday drunk together
Like I'm sorry but "it'll be fine trust me" IS NOT VERY REASSURING ASSHAT. Now take off your pants.
it's like the easy bake oven version of plastic surgery
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