sooo how much is appropriate to spend on a vibrator? what if it is really legit looking?
awww and there was just a proposal on stage with the pussycat dolls !!!!!
Did someone propose they get off the stage?
just did a line in a complete hula outfit off a chick in a devil costume. do you think hell will be this good?
please quote me on this- the only thing worse than being ugly is being ugly and thinking that you're pretty
I got drunk and applied for two credit cards last night. About to find out if anyone in this world is still dumb enough to give me credit.
hot pretzels for dinner, snacks, and now breakfast...oh to be a poor college student...everyday is like a carnival.
His mom always writes on my facebook right after we have sex. it's like she knows. with her scary mom psychic powers
I want to buy her liposuction. And a spot on What Not To Wear. And a face transplant.
Ok I am NOT pregnant. I could shove coal up my vagina and my uterus would turn it into a diamond in a matter of minutes
In case you wake up wondering why your eyes hurt... You were claiming to be Zeus and that mortal weapons couldn't harm you. Some chick took it as a challenge and pepper sprayed you. Sorry dude.
Could you imagine living in a city where bartenders are available by 1:30 AM
I'd have like 4 kids by now and at least one std
I need a nap, Harry Potter movies, and dick in this exact order after work.
I think I was just hit on by Jesus Christ. This is not okay. Bad Touch. I NEED AN ADULT!
Calm the hell down, it's just stoner Bob.
I can insert a female catheter, but I cannot grill a cheese.
I wonder whether Megan will forgive me if i have phone sex in her attic
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