I just got back to Nicks and I shoul dnot have drank this much when I have to work at 7AM!!!!!
Definitely locked eyes with the stripper who gave me a lapdance last night as she walked by me and into the Ann Taylor Loft in Times Square.
between my moustache and how drunk I am it will be a miracle if I get laid tonight.
The only reason anyone found out he threw up is because everyone heard it sizzle the bonfire out.
Remind me tomorrow to take that ball-gag out of my purse.
my dad just asked me if my booty call guy that comes over at 3am and leaves at 6 would like to stay for sunday brunch next week. you in?
Do you think a former stripper/heroin addict constitutes as a high risk sexual partner?
When you guys came back from the bar, I thought everyone was a T-Rex - Thats why i was hiding under the table. Never doing shrooms with Drunk people again
My walk of shame this morning would have been much less obvious if it hadn't been 6:30 in the morning and I wasn't walking through downtown Nashville in a Steeler jersey.
He was spooning with the dog when I came home. Now shes afriad to go near him. Should I ask?
you kept saying "i will not *breathe* regret this *breathe* in the morning *breathe* i just gotta remember *breathe* to BREATHE"
His mom finally got over her shame and smoked a bowl with us. Merry Christmas to all aka me.
What's protocol when the 18 year old son of an anti-gay preacher sends you a message on Grindr during church?
I just fucked her in the corner of an ally while holding a large pizza waiting on a pledge for a ride.
So I bought that bathing suit yesterday and got buyers remorse so I returned it today and then stole it. Win win.
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