Part in the USA is on your top 25 most played on iTunes. you have NO RIGHT to judge me.
dude relax anyone of us could have gotten that girl pregnant
I asked about his 3 inch scar on his chest. It's from when he had to castrate a bull on the estancia. Apparently this is how good bull meat is made.
Tell me you remember me getting a tampon from the girl throwing up in the next stall
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can you please explain how one drink turns into 5 street signs with their poles lying around my room
DUDE EDDIE MURPHY JUST DID A BODY SHOT OFF A HOOKER. IM NEVER COMING HOME
My stomach literally has no contents left. Tequila cleanse=success.
I just need three more girls to complete my 'Freak-a-leak' bang list. Know any girls named Zahra, Shavon, or Daronda?
OMGGG I JUST SAW A REAL OWL JUST CHILLING ON TOP OF A SIGN POST. I WALKED UP TO HIM AND SAID HOO HOOOOO AND HE TURNED HIS HEAD AT ME AND WAS LIKE YEAHHH BRO
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Well right but if we go, he may just disappear for a long time into the unknown with the drag queens.
Well, I'm hung over and my penis hurts - two signs of success
While strippers were eating ones out of my boobs, several sources claimed trump shared classified info with the russians. We should get hammered on Mondays more often, bitch.
Must be why he thought choking was foreplay. Like WTF? No.
Baked out of my mind. Went in the bathroom, a daddy long leg spider and a carpenter ant are battling it out on the floor. I brought my computer with some dubstep.
OMG THE ANT WON
I wanted to have a threesome but they’re TOO HETERO
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