I'm drinking till I'm someone else's problem
Fat chicks shouldn't bartend
so i replaced his speed with my ped egg shaveings
dont u have athletes foot?
I don't think its a good idea if I moon a whole bar again
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What time do you think the pilgrims started drinking? I want to be as accurate as possible.
his cum tasted like old pizza and looked like old milk
Judge me...This apron fits PERFECTLY when I have no clothes on
Who said I was judging? More like congratulating.
We found her. She's owling on the sink in the bathroom.
Why can't I live in a world where my only 2 options are rum bikini hot tub party or masturbating?
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I wish I was a power ranger. Also the universe is immense. Like it never ends. Never.
Such a good question, let's ask the alcohol gods for the answer.
Totally thought something squeezed my boob. Then I remembered I was wearing a bra. Isn't weed great?
Just ate Panda Express. Fortune cookie had no fortune in it. I actually prefer this. Less broken dream potential.
Moms love me. I'm the reminder that they need to turn safe search on.
It's not "nice." It's the supermodel of dicks.
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