I want to stick my p in your. b.
its no coincidence her full name and "cling" are the same in t9
I've thrown up so many times in the third floor bathroom of Baldwin that they should probably just go ahead and name it after me.
He came in, laid on our floor and started to make a snow angel.. On the floor. Then he just left never said a word. 20 mins later walked back in and dropped his pants, looked down and said "wow im happy i had boxers on."
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I vagually remember taking your birthcontrol and washing it down with ash water
I'd say the best part of the party was when you screamed to everyone that you were gettin dome on the reg
he does have a point though, watching you drink makes me never want to drink again
No, the responsible one does not yell out "lets go to iHop" at 5 in the morning to a bunch of drunk people with munchies.
How do you say "get out of my apartment" in Spanish. No time to explain, just tell me.
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so far, I've observed him try to hit on 3 girls, 1 guy and a bar stool. Humanity is amazing from a sober point of view.
His gf just liked my changed relationship status. She's gonna shit bricks when she finds out he left her for me. Bless her little heart.
That's probably when I climbed a tree and told everyone I was an ornament
I felt like I was selling my soul to satan but then I realized I already pawned it for drug money
All I want for Christmas is my co-worker's speakerphone to be thrown against a brick wall, and the remains burned in a backyard fire while I roast a hot dog over it. Is that so much to ask?
I didn't know how to commemorate his death, so I snorted a fat line off of his obituary. Rest in peace.
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