Classy? Dude, she fucked 3 guys as part of a scavenger hunt
And?
Walk of Shame. In a state park.
as i creep her facebook pics from back in the day till now, i noticed that her lazy eye has gotten better
We ran out of things to say while we were playing Never Have I Ever so we started playing I Have Done This... Have You?
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Disgusting. If I saw her naked my dick would pack up his balls and leave.
You peed in the parking lot while a car was was waiting behind us. And when people walked by you proceeded to say "careful you might slip"
The one wearing a viking helmet and holding a bottle of Smirnoff. She's laying on the floor of the tube singing "cant find my way home" . You can't miss her..
all i remember of last night is that i was drinking jameson and then NOTHING i do remember walking a dog though\nwhich is sooo fucking weird
OH MY GOD ITS COMING BACK I PUT THE DOG IN THE HOTTUB TOO
If I win the contest of drinking the most water I get a chicken nugget.
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COME HERE WE MELTED A CORONA BOTTLE WITH FIREWORKS
I haven't been sober in 4 days.
Then be sober
No.
I'm now using my vagina for good, not evil. Trying to restore balance to the force.
the fact that you beer bonged rum made me so proud, the fact that you threw up an entire footlong tuna melt after... not so much babe
By the time I realized I was watching a Danish porno with muppets it was already too late
Did I fall last night?
I wouldn't call it falling as much as you tried to lay on the sidewalk and proceeded to hit it face first.
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