so it turns out you can rearrange the letters in "scottsdale" to spell "milf city." who knew?
also i tucked his toothbrush in my shirt. why? i dont know.
I just dry heaved the smell of jagerbombs....which proceeded to make me hurl for real.
She looks like Sash Grey but sounds like Fran Drescher. Advise.
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You stole her bday cake and shared it with drunk strangers on the street.
Want to get together for a boner voyage before you leave?
He's basically like a fancy dildo that buys me dinner.
If I ever mention marriage force me to Brazil to do coke and strippers until I die.
I WALKED myself out of breath. And I'm lost I'm a Tim Hortons parking lot. That's how hungover I am.
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Mandatory 420 Adventure Time.
This is why we're friends.
You peed up the stairs in front of everyone then blamed it on the dog
Waiting to interview and found a beer in my purse from last night
In bathroom. Hand in air with cell phone. Help.
I mean I've seen her tits but I don't know what her voice sounds like
Well it might’ve been because you asked to play What Makes You Beautiful at the club
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