i met him on craigslist. and no i'm not a hooker.
home. puking in laundry basket.
Don't bite the hand that gives you multiple orgasms
Now that the olympics are over we have no excuse for getting belligerently drunk for nationalism every night.
Fucking freshmen need to learn how to puke in the bushes outside the dorm and not in the fucking elevator.
I slept with a married guy last night and then broke my toe on the doorframe on the way out. I've never seen karma work so fast.
My nipple ring got caught on the rug again. Tequila makes me unlearn these things
Jesus just hopped over the fence with a rack of coors. How's your Halloween?
I just sold my hat for three car bombs. I call that a win.
Two dicks, one me.
Yoga's definitely paying off.
Its a cash in stratch tickets to afford cigarettes and coffee kind of friday
he cock-blocks himself, don't try to make excuses for him!
It wasn't exactly a dick pic. It was more like a body shot with a hint of wiener.
okay i know we havent talked for like weeks but i just really wanted to tell you that i miss your dick. like alot.
whose this? and thank you
This past week everybody of fb either got rings or semen. All I got was Covid.
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