lol earlier she was acting like a normal gf... and then BANG! shes touching herself again...
you started crying about dinosaurs being extinct
that's why i woke up holding that dina girls hand
she's a dina-saur
then again I'm sitting on a tree stump completely naked in the dark listening to some type of glee soundtrack.
He ran five blocks just to watch me and my best friend make out. I think he's a keeper.
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She's clinging to me like a horny koala.
all i remember is him tryin to explain to the girls how to effectively hit the strip club with their bfs
hes actually pretty persuasive when he drinks
I five year old is judging me because I just opened a bottle of Sam Adams with my teeth before 8am
She looked at me and said "i like penises." and then passed out with her condom balloon animal in her hands.
So I'm thinking about sending him some "sorry I almost peed on your computer" cookies. Thoughts?
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I just asked her to come in through the window, this pretty much solidifies the whole fuck-buddy thing...
I'm 10 cats away from completing my post divorce transformation.
She's going to jail in a few weeks but she just got a boyfriend. Yet I'm still single as fuck.
It was like sex on an active volcano surrounded by the night sky and bloodhounds. And by that I mean it was nice.
well tomorrow I get to eat fungus and go to an abandoned city.
most people would fear that statement, but i wish to join you
I fuckin love you!
I would reciprocate the feeling if i knew who this was.
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