Lets drop out of school and be professionally skinny and drunk
Holy shit! This guy had his hands and feet handcuffed and was scooting across the interstate and we almost hit him because it was so dark. I hate Louisiana.
ok please explain why some one shaved half of my pubes?
If I had known I was gonna take my tights off and throw them over the balcony I would have shaved my legs.
I woke up at 3am naked and stroking a watermelon.
Just so you know I would totally fuck you. Does that count as a feeling?
we decided to do a scavenge hunt for ourself for when we walked back to our apartments. We hid taco bell behind some bushes. I think they are still good.
dizzyuy bat. 3.453 lkos. hoit sx, now im single. blackouteed
I really wanna know when trying to grow up turned into try not to throw up.
Tough to be a good wingman when you puke on yourself and everyone w/in a 5 ft radius at the FIRST bar we go to so don't tell me to step my game up
I legitimately had a champagne shower last night at a rave. I was also carrying around two bananas in my pockets like guns. Drunk doesn't even. Begin to explain My night.
I wish I got like a congrats basket for being a responsible sexually active member of society complete with condoms, tissues and lollipops.
If fixing it is ignoring it, and getting naked. Then yes we fixed it.
then I ended up getting a lapdance from my TA...I love college.
So nothing to worry about, but i'm probly going to jail soon, just thought i should let you know so you didn't worry. Bye!
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