You surviving the open bar?
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so how does one go about finding a summer fling?
take advantage of an intern
There is an asian family here, I heard the mom call her son onyong
she said she missed her period, but is going to six flags... think im safe?
I wish all the girls i wanted to sleep with knew how big my dick was then id have a better chance
So, does it mean i'm loose if he can't even tell when he fell out?
I walked downstairs and he was standing in nothing but his boxers with his dick hanging out warming up eggs in the microwave.
you do realize that we pretended we were worms for like 10 minutes and inched around on the ground, don't you?
You sprayed lysol all over me. You said that my soberness was infecting your night.
drunk guy next to me on the train just tried to share his pizza with me
he just tried to feed it to me...i love new york
So we just left her at the hospital. She is not ruining my Monday night
I happen to have lost a black t-shirt and the volume button from my phone last night. If anyone finds it. You know what to do.
if Anne Taylor knew what she did in her clothes, she'd be banned from the store.
oh come on, it's the perfect length summer dress to blow a stranger in the bathroom in
BABE I MISS YOU SO MUCH LIKE THE SADNESS OVERWHELMS BONER ABILITY
I'm pretty sure ignoring the person that just sent you a picture of their boobs is bad nude etiquette.
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