It just feels so wrong throwing away the condoms into her Hello Kitty trashcan
don't judge, it's breakfast wine Wednesday.
I think this hangover is going to kill me. If it succeeds I would like you to read a dramatic rendition of 'Trapped in the closet' complete with interpretative dance at my funeral.
oh dear god, that would be like watching to female walruses mate. We need to stop going to that lesbian bar...
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So some drunk guy just tried to convince me with all of his passion that bacon is a color
How does one hint at their mentee that they used to casually fuck his brother
Far too many of our conversations end in us talking about sperm
I'm going to invent an ap that tests your stress levels before texting and will say something like "nope, go rub one out and try again in 10 min"
I'm excited for him and his new girlfriend. I'm just going to miss his penis is what I'm saying.
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The man built me a fort. Of course he got laid.
Pornhub is actually a very wholesome website
I danced my ass off after the funeral last night. Kept dropping it low and I can feel it in my legs today. Im like shit I needa go work out
What a way to honor the dead
The only thing I remember is the 300 pound man breaking ur railing from sliding down it at 3 am. Must of been a good night.
Im looking at the faintest of claw marks right now. I just fell in love all over again.
We should get drunk in walmart
when?
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