Have you finally orgasmed yet?
I thought that since they were twins... they would be equally as good in bed
I woke up to her staring at me in a corner moaning over and over again about how good the pie crust tasted
All i remember is people cheering me on to drink faster than the dog, out of the dog's bowl. I just couldn't stop.
Basically as long as the fan is pointed at my vagina i can cool off enough to sleep.
When you and that girl went into the bedroom, you yelled "FOR NARNIA!"
My aunt comes over, haven't seen her in 4 years. First thing, looks me up and down and goes "...yup, that pair ripened nicely. Theyll get you some free drinks"
I think you were raised by the wrong sister
If you're mature enough to fuck him you're mature enough to tell him you don't want a relationship come on
It's midsummers eve. A.k.a. come over so we can get drunk and wear leaf crowns
Are you okay?
I went home with a 38 year old guy in a kilt, do I look okay!
Is it okay to thank someone for the orgasms they gave you, even though they weren't with you?
he was like captain planet, but less blue and more nakeed
So Saturday night after 10 drinks I guess he tried to have sex with me and in the middle of it I asked "can you tell I'm faking it!?" and then I sat up and threw up in my hand. That's a sex Win in my books
You stumbled into the hotel room escorted by security and then went into the bathroom sat by the toilet, threw up for hours while slamming your head on the wall and whimpering "why" over and over.. I went to bed
reminiscing on last night: why the fuck did I feel the need to stand on chairs everytime we took a jello shot?
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