Liz and I are now offficially highest. OH, and your girlfriend may be a vampire. Heads up. SPARKLESSSSS
Put my glitter back.
My mom just told me that after i turned eight i stopped growing mentally and emotionally
my dad brought home flowers.. so i started talking to them
distance makes the heart seek blowjobs from girls that are closer i heard.
We've had the 'life would be so much better if we were both lesbians' conversation too much for that to be okay.
What's the protocol on showing a video of me sucking the life out of my ex in order to prove beyond a doubt that I give great head???
Let me make this really simple. We woke up this morning and fucked three times. When I got up and took a shower she cleaned up the mess from last night and did the dishes. Then we went out and she bought me brunch. I don't give a FUCK how much you don't like her.
Don't worry I drank 7 more beers & brought home a guy that bit me at the bar.
Yep and i guess after he came back from that he sat down next to me and i just put my hand right on his penis just casually like it was his leg
I need to reevaluate. My boss gave me drug money. I overslept on my couch. And I had my student teacher go to McDonald's and get an egg mcmuffin for me.
I’m going to try to be less of a cryptic bitch this week. Should be nice.
I think my brain has decided it's boycotting life until it can do whatever it wants.
It makes me feel all patriotic & free... And borderline diabetic.
I have an empty apartment, Chinese food, and fresh batteries in my vibrator. There's nothing on this earth that could lure me out tonight.
You know you're more responsible when you turn down your bed and make a clear path to it before you go out..
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