So would u like to explain why you ate all my pickels and took my 1800?
About that, i have your 1800 on my desk with intentions of returning it but theres nothing i can do about the pickels
I think god was stupid personally. The clit should be inside the vagina. Idiot.
i guess i had fun last thursday night because when i got on the drunk bus this thursday night everyone immediatley started chanting my name and telling me to do a bus flip
whats a bus flip?
idk but apparently i invented it
Drunk on an escalator. I fell like 15 flights of stairs without actually moving more than 5 feet.
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Freshmen girls are like potato chips you can't have just one.
holy shit thats the most artistic dick pic ever
Two word: claymation porn. Think about it.
I don't think I can ever express my appreciation for the things you text me.
And for some reason I just want to have sex with EVERYTHING
im on the hungover til tuesday pabst blue ribbon diet
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His flight is delayed. Mother Nature is delaying me from sex.
So last night I turned down multiple drinks because "I didn't want to hold them". It's time reevaluate my decisions
I made a nest in his bed. I'm not leaving
Dude, my vagina feels like new again! I love antibiotics. How's your day?
A reminder in my phone just went off saying, "Fuck.On.Roof- the Great Bambino". This makes me excited and slightly nervous.
Only if I get to be Gritty
How would you be Gritty for a fantasy hockey league?
Don't worry about it.
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