I'm playing a drinking game with nyc prep. This will not end well for meeee
Everytime the gay dude pretends he's not gay, drink a cosmo. Everytime the crosseyed girl is crosseyed, kill her
Well we ran into the cornfields when the cops got there. We'd been hiding in there for 45 mins when he asks me "So this wasn't exactly how I'd planned this but I thought I'd ask. How do you feel about oral sex?"
i wanna anger bang this girl behind me at work. she never shuts up with her annoying voice. but her boobs are phenom.
i was that girl throwing up in the urinal. it was a dark moment in my life.
Just think of all the blizzard sex people are having right now
My gynecologist inadvertently complimented your penis.
I feel like we should actually go to church one of these days to thank god for saving us from herpes and babies.
It's like past high you was looking out for future high you by rolling that joint and leaving it in your coat pocket. What a Halloween miracle
I can't feel my clothes. I'm convinced I'm naked
i am an animal i am literally locking myself in my house and not coming out for a week i don't deserve to be in public
Then that is decided. Fuck away my little bunny rabbit.
I'm trimming my pubes right now and the battery was wearing down. So I chose to only trim one side. I cut the right side down and now I look like pubic two-face. Right all trim and near and left like a caveman.
I lost a fight last night. By that I mean I head butt the bar and busted my lip open.
It was a recodring of you having sex ! It was like an ape and a dying mongoose at a buffet Xoxoxo
Lol, yeah it'll be fun,but will it be cereal and dick pics fun?
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