Hey its my first time.
I think you mean "it's my first time"
everytime i listen to a chris brown song and like it i feel like i bad person
your suggestions for charades were, getting sucked into an aircraft turbine, getting raped by a dolphin, and having sex with a vacuum cleaner. you got your own, and actually used a vacuum cleaner as a prop.
She once gave me sex advice over the phone while intoxicated. So no you don't have the cooler therapist.
Well despite the fact that I'm still not entirely sure this isn't an elaborate/cunning plan to kill me, I'm in.
Drunk girl in a bikini just tried to bite my face, it's officially spring break
first time i ever mailed panties back to a fuck buddy. what better of a way to say its over
in a last ditch attempt to make life awkward after i die today i want to be buried naked and have an open casket funeral.
I DID NOT GO INTO HOURS OF STRENUOUS LABOR FOR YOU TO LOOK LIKE A DOMINATRIX BARMAID ON A WEEKDAY. AT LEAST SAVE IT FOR THE WEEKEND GDI.
I've never had sex that lasts this long though. It's ridiculous. I feel like I need a Gatorade and a sweatband and a sub.
I had sex upstairs in my parents house, and my mom texted me and said "those raccoons are out of control in the walls."
I just fanned myself with my wet toothbrush to dry my mascara. Wtf
And our sex soundtracks thus far have been metal and Star Wars
Next thing I know her tits are out on my desk. It was straight out of a porno. What was I supposed to do I’m not made of stone
If it were up to me his wife would never get his penis again, but I guess they have some sort of arrangement
Yes, an arrangement called marriage
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