Regardless thnx for trying to help out, I realize we are dealing w/ very stupid girls here
She told me she was selfish for not giving me a blowjob... I couldn't agree more.
All I heard was "You have collect call from Lafayette Parish Jail for Dude it was awesome! I'll tell you about it later!"
Is it bad that we're talking like nothing happened?
Ah. Blossoming love after wild blackout drunk sex.
How's work?
Spinning.
im drinking italian dressing and watching dexter. its 230am. lets never drink on sundays again.
I don't know if you remember, but I was only wearing an afghan.
I can't wait for round whatever # we're on tonight.
He's dressed as a power ranger handing out cocaine
Smoked a Vape in the library status: completed
My pubic hair is shaved into the shape of mistletoe.
I hope that's a joke and if not I need a snap of it
Dude, there are some things that you can't un-see. Her, beached on a dog bed, is one of them.
listen i get youre a daddy dom but that doesnt give you a pass to make dad jokes
Her cop pants made me imagine I was riding a unicorn and by unicorn I mean her face
It's 5am and I come home to you naked on the kitchen table and 3 people I never saw before fucking on the back porch ... and my weed gummy worms are gone. fuck you I'm taking your mom's offer
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