He showed me a four inch blond hair that grows out of his side. He calls it his little ray of sunshine. Please come get me.
THEY WONT LEYT ME IN AND I REALLY NEED SOME FRUIT
I love it. Like, more than my penis at the moment.
You kept trying to use my cat as a napkin.
Ok ladies its the usual spring break system. 5 for a guy, 10 for a non-lesbian girl and double points is its a group thing. Hottest guy of the day is an additional 15. GAME ON
Get off me. I'm done. I want a cookie.
this could be the second dad I've smoked weed with
He's easy on the eyes, light on his feet, and rough in bed...what more could a girl ask for in a rebound?
Post breakup Disney World may be my best idea ever! Tinkerbell just grabbed my dick and gave me a kiss! This really is the happiest place on earth!
My throw up tasted like pumpkin, fall is right around the corner.
So... I may have accidentally just sat on a strip of a home waxing kit.. naked... Assistance is definitely needed....
And then you two got up and shouted in near perfect unison "I'M ALWAYS A SLUT FOR BASKIN ROBBINS" The bar just looked at us horrified.
I have never been that aroused while laughing my ass off in my life
Tonight’s your last chance for a danger free blowjob.
Your shit was massive.
I'm not 100% sure how to respond to that.
If you were in a "who has the massivest shit contest", you'd win by a landslide.
Randomize
