We drank from noon till 5 am, there was adderall and nice jews involved it was just crazy
I passed out in the cab. Woke up to the cabby yelling SIR SIR WE ARE AT THE TRAIN STATION!! SIRRRR!!
This is the first month I have not taken plan B to get my period in over a year
And somehow that makes me sad knowing I haven't had raunchy unprotected sex in a month
Disadvantage of being gay..... my gag reflexes makes trying to make myself throw up extremely difficult.
just got my tax refund and at bell. how do you say i want a grand worth of 5 layer burritos in spanish?
her idea of "friends with benefits" is her doing my laundry. i'm cool with it.
I knew as soon as I saw that pole that I was going to wake up the next morning with bruises.
I think rescheduling my finals around when Im going to be hungover is responsible
So if a 2 is a 10 on the road... do we consider college to be "on the road?" help. its urgent.
I could really do without pictures of your asses in my inbox. That said, I'm extremely jealous that I wasn't involved.
Really stoned me is having a very serious, intent conversation with my mom about egg rolls and koolaid flavors.
They came over the loud speaker and said "no laying on the dance floor.." I thought i was dancing, but apparently that's just the way it started out.
I'm at the point in my life where I'm gonna sell my eggs for cash
There is absolutely a 0% chance my hips will make it out of this twerking business fully functional
You fell in the corner and refused to get up unless someone helped you. And then you crawled under the pool table and took a nap.
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