We drank from noon till 5 am, there was adderall and nice jews involved it was just crazy
My cousin just told me i smelled good. She must like the smell of cum.
whore
i was told that i was found face down in a plate of ketchup at the dinner table
I voted for him because his wife supports his raging sex life.
The smoke alarm went off as soon as we opened the closet.
Apparently "dick me" was not the response he was looking for.
Wesley I'm sober and my body hurts. There wasn't much trust in any of those falls.
Whoops. I'm a horrible gf, I dropped the "I'm looking for jobs in a different city" bomb before I wished him a happy anniversary
Life's too short to be sucking dicks in cars for the rest of my life.
I remember sitting in your lap naked saying I don't want to be all looks while you gently rocked me back and forth
I know you like got hit by a car but do you want to come to my birthday pardi
Let's just say that I took off my pants and I had superman boxers on. Then she took off her pants and she had batman panties on. I think she's the one!
If my body were a person, it would be beating the shit out of me for what I did to it last night.
I woke up at 6:30 in the morning on the A train on 14th street. You wouldn't know anything about that right?
long story short... we may or may not have lost your car.
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