But i did once see a show where a women was homeless and installed a stove in a school bus so she and her baby could live there since all the seats were taken out. As far as being homeless goes it didn't look half bad...So this is me promising to you that if i ever am living in an abandoned school bus...i will at least pimp it out with a stove so you can come over for dinner sometimes
S and I had anal without a condom because I'm on my rag but he didn't finish. Should I still take Plan B?
I caught a rooster roaming Edison Park then released it in the bar. They made me try to catch it again and somebody played the chicken dance while I chased it
Your roommate was biting my friend last night. It was weird.
I don't understand why everytime I fuck his bestfriend he seems more interested in me...
i am positive it's ok to drink. it's just pieces of the plastic knife i forgot was in the blender.
oh dear god, that would be like watching to female walruses mate. We need to stop going to that lesbian bar...
Do not deep throat a rocket pop, it WILL go into your lungs, and you may die.
I just found out that my husband and I are Eskimo siblings. What in the actual fuck?!
Why aren't you two playing Dora the explorer with each other's genitals yet?
He fucked me over, so I'm going to do what any rational woman does. I'm going to get really high and have sex with his brother.
This is like the first time all week I've properly taken my birth control. My ovaries are so stoked I just know it.
Drunk me bought a cell phone last week and began texting sober me. The conversation between the two is still on going.
If I say I hate myself for it does it make it any better?
I keep worrying she's gonna have a repeat of the time the ceiling fan was talking in Chinese
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