My brain says no but my pants say off.
you should just get pregnant. that way you don't need to decide on a career.
This was all being yelled across a beer pong table as all important things should be discussed
he is literally lying on the floor eating cookies. doing nothing. and as i was hitting him he needed to protect the cookies more than himself.
they told me her nickname is "wizard sleeve"
pick me up NOW
I wish I still had pics from the prostitute I paid/dated
get over here now. the boys are doing shots of everclear, chasing with monster, and some dude jsut walked in with a backpack full of tattoo gear.
I just spent 30 minutes cleaning out my coleman grill. Did you really have to have grilled yogurt?
Code red. She won't talk to me. Maybe it has something to do with her raccoon eyes. Perry said there was a brief moment of towel fighting until you passed out. Did you draw the turtle on my ass?
I've fallen from my one moral pedestal
It was drunk tag. I was Alice in wonderland chasing a ballerina who was chasing Lance Armstrong who had needles in his arms.
That basically sounds like the worst party of my life, and I'm including my brother's World of Warcraft themed birthday party.
Only you would get a side of potential vagina with your sandwich
You grabbed my arm, said "I need you" in a very concerned voice and dragged me to the other room where you were blasting Evolution of Beyoncé.
And then you two got up and shouted in near perfect unison "I'M ALWAYS A SLUT FOR BASKIN ROBBINS" The bar just looked at us horrified.
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