Ps there is totally a drug addled prostitute in olympic pizza asking for change for a 100 bill
weed salsa. i deserve a nobel prize
She just opened a six pack of corona with her car door ... I had no idea she was such a skilled drunk
Sorry I need more motivation then McDonalds and mojitos.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
She got the hiccups while deep throating me. It was epic. Once in a lifetime experience.
i seriously haven't spoken to him since i drunk dialed him and told him i loved his beard
Now the circle is complete. Just interviewed a guy who was a higher up member of the team I worked for in my job before this place
He said he looked out his window and I was sitting in the grass with blood everywhere talking to a dog.
Sorry I punched you in the throat. You got in my way. You understand.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
she has that "i will punish you like your mom did" vibe, i think guys like that.
Who the fuck watches Jessica jones and thinks I need to call a past fling?
People trash cargo shorts, but I'm like, sorry I had room for beers and you didn't.
He just turned down phone sex for hockey and I'm so relieved I'm fucking a straight guy that I'm barely even mad
The internet was right. Snorting muscle relaxers is awful
It wasn't as awesome as they lead everyone to believe. No stripper. Ran out of booze. The chipmunk. He was real.
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