Yup u can hook up with me now and not goto jail
I hope you get the herp and dife. The emd.
He asked to "fluff my boner.."
if all i could do was poop and smoke weed, i'd be eternally happy
amen to that sister
she went to type in rate my professors and rate my pussy came up in my recent searches. needless to say, i will likely be masturbating to the aforementioned site tonight.
I thought short asians scared me, however seeing my first tall asian I'm terrified.
Just walked in and was handcuffed to a police woman. Fire fighter woman poured franzia down my throat. Aaaaand I just ate cookies off of Little Red Riding Hood's tits.
How can I explain how nice he is to you? ...like, I'm going to have to have my world famous why being a douche is sexy talk.
Its everclear night, yall need carbs in your body!
This is true. I'm still having Jess write "no drugs" on my left hand and "except weed" on my right hand
Omg, you would have loved the guy I almost hit with my car tonight
Just recreated a sandwich from the caf in my own kitchen. Graduation denial at it's finest.
Apparently fireball doesn't mix well with my no carb diet
Everytime I give him head I make him rub my back. Teamwork at it's finest.
just passed a kid drinking a beer at 2pm. clearly it's the last day of break.
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