So I'm at the Chevron by your house. I need a condom and a couch.
Together?
Preferably.
everyone made a circle around them and startd chanting fight fight. they wernt fighting, they were dry humping
ugly people sure do ruin things
i think i scared a bird with my dick
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But he found my shoe...that at least deserves a handjob.
Last two new years I ended in jail by 12. Can we wait until its actually 12:02 this time to do something stupid. I'd like to spend the first minute of 2012 free.. At least.
Nope. Daytime is texting time. Night time is you send me naked pictures time.
How could I forget your birthday? I have an alarm in my phone to ask you for sex that day.
Just an FYI if we break up I'm going to sleep with your cousin or who ever my dealer is.
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My greatest achievement in life thus far is being the go to friend when you have questions about butt plugs.
I can't hang out tomorrow. A boy wants to feed me ice cream and touch my boobs. Priorities.
How to not get laid: tell him he reminds you of your brother. While having sex. Thanks, vodka.
He was like the most intimidating looking guy you've seen in your life except he was really shittily doing the two step
Only true party girls take their birth control with Smirnoff.
She's wear your skin crazy! Is it wrong that I'm gonna fuck her 1 more time though?
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