failed my one goal of the day: wake up before 2 pm.
i'm moving back early just in case the freshmen need a tour of the school
oh right the one that ends on your bed
The bartender gave me the kids toys. Paddle ball & a gecko.
Totally just sport flirted the shit out of a girl on a wheelchair. I've done my good deed for the day.
You offered me some of your "Jungle Juice." It was just 151 and Absinthe. I don't know how you are still alive.
Smoked a topless bowl this morning. For International Women's Day. Quite liberating.
i think the theme of this summer is "shitting in weird locations."
We just had a 30 min argument on the actual birth date of Jesus, it ended in my brother and ain't cursing each other and an 8 yr old answering it by using Siri.
I can't even express how horny I am. The English language isn't equipped for what I'm plotting.
We're going to work out tomorrow I guess but it usually consists of doing weights for 10 minutes, then saying fuck cardio and going to Taco Tuesday
In honor of today being Sunday I am day drinking and watching Grey's Anatomy all day. ALL DAY.
i woke up in a bed of pop tarts
So that guy from plenty of fish has a lightning bolt tattooed on his face. I kinda feel like I HAVE to sleep with him now.
My mom found me this morning passed out, face down on my dinning room floor
That must have been one awkward situation haha
Well I woke up in my bed.... I don't remember her finding me
Considering I drank for you last night, do you mind picking up your half of the hangover
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