Holy shit I just stopped short on route 18 because I thought my gps was saying I had to turn right in 11 feet. After almost hitting the guardrail I realized I had to turn in 11 miles.
Fuck I'm high.
you know how i said i wouldn't send that pic message of your lofted bed falling from you fucking a fat chick? that was after i sent it to your mom
if women knew the size of my dick, theyd be much more receptive to my sloppy drunken advances
FUUUUUCK she froze all my quaters inside the ice cubes again
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This better be legit desert and not your penis alamode
I'm flagged. Drank strippers water. Flashed Dave tryin to get a job here. You order the shots. Green tea betch.
I fucking give up. OKC is where small penises go to disappoint me.
I wish I was there to have sex with you on the plane to lessen your anxiety.
That's the nicest thing anyone has over said to you.
Where can I buy a stripper pole at midnight on a Sunday?
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I hope you get your threesome on vday. I'll probably get flowers and a candlelit dinner. trade you. I wish this guy was more of a slut and had less of a heart. I would like 2 dicks please fuck your flowers!
I can show you the world. Shining, splimbering vaginaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa
You walked in on us hooking up, hugged me, high fived him and unhooked my bra.. You claimed to be helping
Dick is the cure to depression. I'm almost positive. And cough syrup.
You kept licking my face. You said you were making sure I was real.
also. when i get a car, the amount of space there is for sex WILL be a huge deciding factor.
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